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"What a Ho Wants"*

I want to thank you, for giving me
your dick to please
it's the night you waited so patiently
for me to give you a blow job
for your turn to come

I've always wanted a dick this big
is is Viagra baby tell me your trick
I'm a slut, so the top
now pull down your pants, let's see if you've got

(CHORUS) What a ho wants, what a ho needs
whatever makes me get down on both knees
and I'm thanking you, for knowing exactly
What a ho wants, what a ho needs
whatever keeps me in your bed
and I'm thanking you, for giving it to me

The time has come for the skinflute to be played away
if I pull it off will it be a double pay?
But baby you know me real well
you know I don't have herpes
I know you well too, so please don't whine
it's my hobby hon I do it all the time
I'm a slut, and well trained
from the cows I milked up in Norway

( CHORUS)

What a ho wants, what a ho needs
someon like a man-whore, with a big dick like you
What a ho wants, what a ho needs
somebody who can cum inside me more than three teaspoons
What a ho wants, what a ho needs
you let a ho know you care by, pulling down your pants
You're the one who always knows

(REPEAT CHORUS)

"Hoe on the Street Corner"*

I feel like I've been standin' here for at least two hours binge drinking beer
Waiting for someone, to pick me up
you slam on the brakes as you see me dressed in nothing but a thong and wonderbra to match
baby baby fuck me oohhhhhh

I'm a slutty whoreeeee
hormones are sayin' let's blow
but my pimp is sayin no

(CHORUS) If you want to sleep with me, baby there's a man to be
I'm a hoe on the street corner
you gotta pay up right away
If you want to sleep with me, I can make your dick turn blue
Just come and pick me up baby and I'll sleep with you

I'm a hoe on the street corner baby,
gotta pay up the right amout honey,
I'm a hoe on the street corner baby
come, come, come on and pick me up

You're sittin' in your car watching me undress wearing next-to-nothing flashing you my chest
what are you waiting for, come pick me up
Hormones racin' at the speed of light,
but that don't mean that I am free tonight
baby baby fuck me, oohhhhhh

I'm a slutty whoreeeee
Hormones are sayin' let's blow
but my pimp is sayin no

(CHORUS)

"I drive you crazy"

Baby, I'm so into you
but you're not the only, one that I've screwed
Baby, you spin me around
my hair extentions, fall right to the ground
Every time you look at me
I do my strip dance, and you start to flee
Loving you means so much more
but it's not as much as fun to me as being a whore

(CHORUS) I drive you crazy
you just can't sleep
I'm so annoying, I'm such a geek
oohh, Crazy, and my shirt is too tight
baby thinkin' 'bout us keeps me busy all night

You tell me, I look like a goat
that I can't even, reach a high note
Don't tell me, you want to be free
because my makeup, is done all shitty
Loving you means so much more
but it's not as much as fun to me as being a whore

(CHORUS REPEAT)

Crazy, I'm so confused
I'm really ditzy, and I have fake boobs
Crazy, but they feel alright
every day and every night

(REPEAT CHORUS)

"Lift my legs up one more inch"*

Oh baby baby
how was I supposed to blow
I know I didn't do it right
Oh baby baby
I shouldn't have swallowed it
and now you're staying away

Show me, how you want me to be
do me baby, 'cause I need to fuck now,oh because

(CHORUS) My horniness
is killing me (and I)
I must confess, I paid for these (paid for these)
When we're not fucking I lose my niche
I am a sluuuuut
Lift my legs up one more inch

Oh baby baby
The reason I spread, is you
boy you've got me trained well
Oh pretty baby
There's no doubt that I won't do you
it's not the way my pimp said

Show me how you want me to be
do me baby, 'cause I need to fuck now, oh because

(REPEAT CHORUS)

Oh baby baby, how was I supposed to blow
oh pretty baby, I shouldn't have swallowed it

I must confess, that my horniness
is killing me nooooow
don't you know you still owe me
come into my bed
'cause I am a sluuuuut
Lift my legs up one more inch

(REPEAT CHORUS)

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